What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 00:23

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is your best gay fantasy?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why are white women so hard to date?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
—
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Just Forget it!
No go.