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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is your best gay fantasy?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Why are white women so hard to date?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

US Food and Drug Administration Launches AI Platform to 'Modernize' Agency - Decrypt

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

S&P 500 to Soar on Fading Tariffs Impact, Analysts Say - Barron's

Then came..

Just Forget it!

No go.

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?